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Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,540 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 5/9/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/8/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/9/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/9/09
50 Points
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Meat is Murder Unlocked 5/9/09
50 Points
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Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/9/09
50 Points
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Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/23/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/14/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/14/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 1/14/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/14/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brawn Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/13/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Playboy Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/7/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.

Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/10/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/20/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/405 points)